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This is surely what surreal feels like

Sat drinking a glass of red wine,¬†with crackers and cheese, and watching National Treasure Carol Voderman eating turkey’s testicles in a jungle in tropical Australia.

It can only be I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!

 

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Signs that Christmas is coming…

#1 : The Coke Lorry tour dates are announced

#2 : The John Lewis advert appears on TV

#3 : Social media is saturated with people complaining that the John Lewis ad is not as good as last year’s

#4 : I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here starts a new series

#5 : Social media is saturated with people complaining that none of the people in the jungle are actual Celebrities at all

#6 : Christmas cake ingredients are bought (note : this rarely translates into the baking of an actual cake…)

#7 : It’s a Wonderful Life, Love Actually, and The Muppets Christmas Carol are taken down from the DVD shelf for their annual airing on dark Sunday afternoons

#8 : Strictly Come Dancing is broadcast live from Blackpool

#9 : Odds on a white Christmas tumble as the Express reports the coming of a new ice age from the second week of December